"Obey The Cat"

 

Cat's Bio

 

 

Name: Catherine Schwartz

 

Email: cat@techtv.com

 

Job title: Production assistant

 

Hometown: SF, baby!

 

College/University: University of San Diego, San Francisco State University

 

Former life: I think I was a ship hand on a boat that sunk because sometimes I freak on boats. Before that I was a princess.

 

Favorite website: Me Company

 

First computer: Apple IIe

 

Favorite technology: Electric toothbrush

 

Favorite author and book: Jackie Collins -- any of her books

 

Favorite movies: "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" and "Silence of the Lambs"

 

Favorite quote: "It puts the lotion in the basket. It does as it's told or it gets the hose again." (from "Silence of the Lambs") Or "Focus, focus, focus" -- Grandpa Schwartz. Or, "You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might just find, you get what you need."

 

 

Motto: Live in the now!

 

The Proust Questions

 

What is your most marked characteristic? Eyes, energy, and love of chips and salsa.

 

What do you consider your greatest achievement? Going to Europe alone, keeping my family together, and making it through puberty.

 

When and where were you happiest? Senior prom night, San Francisco.

 

What is your greatest regret? I believe everything happens for a positive reason, so therefore I have no regrets.

 

What is your idea of perfect happiness? A horse that kicks ass, a happy family, a Mercedes CLK, and a successful career.

 

What is your most treasured possession? My family, my friends, my mother's ring, and my health.

 

Where would you like to live? Outer space.

 

What is your greatest fear? Being trapped in a small place with bugs around me.

 

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? The trunk of my car will never be clean. I hate it but do nothing about it!

 

What is the trait you most deplore in others? When people are insincere.

 

What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Beauty.

 

What is your greatest extravagance? My apartment and my blue fur coat.

 

What is your favorite journey? When I am dreaming, I often have the ability to fly. That is quite a journey.

 

What is it that you most dislike? Anger, feta, and working out.

 

What is the quality you most like in a man? Respect, a sense of humor, and a lot of energy.

 

What is the quality you most like in a woman? Respect, a sense of humor, and a lot of energy.

 

What do you most value in your friends? Compassion and clothes lending.

 

If you were to come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be? A bright light.

 

If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be? A Beastie Boy or a horse.

 

How would you like to die? Fast.